When you're really hungry and you see someone with...
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Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
When your arm goes numb after lying on it and you...
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that awkward moment when you have...
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People on the internet: omg you're perfect be mine
People who live far away: omg you're perfect be mine
People at school: omg my eyes are burning please kill yourself to stop the pain